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So now that we're past the midpoint of the regular season, I thought I'd see what the standings would look like had we done a roto league. Yes, it's a different strategy, but it is still a decent reflection of teams that are filling it up.

Mike G 71
Carroll 47
Troy 46
Kyle 46
Max 44
Dwayne 43
Arnie 43
Matt 33
Shane 32
Jamaal32


I get the paralysis by analysis award for the week for intentionally benching a couple guys in an effort to hold off Shane in FG% cat. I would have maintained my lead had I not benched them and would’ve logged my fourth 8-0 in a row. So, apparently I am a fan of Cornelius Interruptus (sorry to repeat that term, but it’s one of my favorites I’ve come up with this year).
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Troy’s Luscious Jackson played the part of Stonewall Jackson by temporarily thwarting Arnie’s self-proclaimed comeback. Arnie’s comeback right now compares favorably to the likes of Vanilla Ice, Mike Tyson, MC Hammer, Tommy Maddox (XFL? Niice), and Jose Canseco. Speaking of XFL, Troy has been (Rod) smart with his moves in the trade market by making multiple trades this week. Unlike his last name (his last name is Bal[b]ego[/b]), Troy will put his ego before just about anything else and won’t be bashful about claiming he is separating himself from the field giving him an inside track like a merry-go-round compared to the league’s standard Kentucky Derby-type track.

Matt quadrupled his wins this week compared to the last three weeks by tying Dwayne. Matt is starting to get some bodies back and I’d expect him to make a push to hop back in the hunt for the third and fourth seed. Dwayne has some great options at the top of his lineup, but just needs a couple more pieces to become a threat. I’d make a joke about Dwayne’s team name, but I have no clue what the hell it means.

Jamaal ran into a buzz saw by playing the non-Shanes as he lost 2-6. KM didn’t even use KY as five of his six wins were of the blowout variety. Kyle is clearly in the upper half of the league looks to take home the silver in the Good Division. As for Jamaal, he’ll have to figure out how to either hack into my login name to change the schedule so he plays Shane every week or utilize the wire better than Thomas Edison to become a contender.
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Max has been cooking with gas like Terrence and Phillip lately as he had a big 5-3 win over Carroll. Max has not lost in his last five weeks (one tie in that span) and has closed was nearly a 20-game gap behind Carroll to just three games. B-Lo Trebek is almost need the rapist with a two-week losing streak and a combined record of 21-35 in the last seven match-ups. Clearly the last couple months have been ruff…. Ahh, ruff, just the way your mother likes it, Trebek.



Thanks for your patience on the extra day and don’t forget to check out the Hall of Records at the newly renovated league page.